Putin, When Not Bombing Ukraine Shopping Centers, Tells Us How Hot He Is - Video

Vlad Putin is angry at Western leaders for mocking all his shirtless poses w/ the too-much-skin & horses. So he shot back, talking about how "disgusting" they are and how he's the real man. If by "real man" he means man-boobed little tyrant who bombs shopping centers in, Ukraine, sure, he's right on. Cliff provides breakdown & takedown.

LINK:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/putin-western-leaders-disgusting-topless-horseback-photo/

**transcript generated by third-party transcription software, please excuse any typos**

i know we had a lot of ultra serious ultra maga obviously ultra serious things to talk about the last two weeks i thought we might lighten it up a little bit so we'll talk about vladimir putin um actually it's always hard to lighten things up with vladimir putin as his troops are killing people and bombing or busy bombing shopping malls you know in ukraine because that's what you do when you want to win over world support and have are fighting a legitimate war and are not a vicious evil son of a [ __ ] on par with adolf hitler but what is it with these fascist men and like the fact that they think they're hot i'm not sure what else to say the most hilarious thing putin said this week was he said oh look usually you should see the western leaders with their shirts off like me it would be or they're if they're half naked it would be an unpretty sight you know along those lines um putin like really looked at those pictures of himself riding the horse with the shirt off with the man boobs i mean chelsea handler thought it was so funny that she did a copy of it with her real boobs and hers are rather large writing topples on a horse and like i don't know that hers are much larger than putin's but he thinks he's a manly man does it remind you of donald trump who you know uh who like dust sniffing uh doctor ronnie jackson is now a congressman from mississippi of course um told us was going to live for like 200 years he's in shape likeable this bulbous job of a hot ass creature that slithers along ground leaving a trail of grease from hamburglars and three scoops and kfc you know the thigh the christie thigh that's pretty yummy though i gotta give them that um putin and trump and like you know it's like mussolini remember those poses he would do like he was all masculine like if they take a look at like trudeau you know and mac hall and some of these guys um again like i think it goes to like their mentality it's sort of like the way they cannot see the world straight the way they see their countries or their movements or anything is stronger than they actually are they somehow like physically see themselves as these beasts vladimir putin would get his ass handed to him by my 15 year old i'm pretty sure he's like four foot eight and that's when he's on top of a horse and you know propping his man boobs up he may hit four or nine you know this isn't really that serious video and i i didn't don't have that much more to say about it but i really felt like we we just had to have a little bit of fun and i i just had to address like i mean you hear this from these like these right-wing nuts all the time i mean ted cruz too like he like poses for things like he doesn't have a gut sticking out from like you know i don't know laredo to like houston um it's a sad state of affairs maybe someone could get vladimir putin to realistically look at himself maybe more realistically look at how he's destroyed his country economically and destroyed and harmed ukraine and how we all hate him and now sweden and finland are joining nato and how russia is going to be weaker but i would take a lot of work and i don't think we have a therapist we can pay enough to do it