Captain Jerrycan - I’m Not Stoned, You’re Stoned - Video

From the Album: The Johnsons

Lyrics

Pretty people in the sky
It’s not a joke you know
That a caterpillar shouldn’t die
Why does he have to go

The deputy director of juice
Gave me a pet piggy
But he got loose
I want some tiddies

Sir you’re a little lady
Don’t be sad anymore
Eggs are so fucking crazy
But my elbows are sore

You don’t get it man
Smell the purple flowers
It’s all about the van
I’m not stoned you’re stoned

I’m touching a little cloud
I call it pinky winky
There are tricycles in a box
But sometimes they bite me

La la la dee da (repeated)

I’m not stoned you’re stoned
I’m not stoned you’re stoned
I’m not stoned you’re stoned

Credits

Captain Jerrycan: Bass, Backing Vocals
Father Hank: Vocals, Guitar, Drums, Keyboards, Lyrics

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