【Arknights】How much does Lappland's breasts weigh? - Video

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Short video where Exusiai, uh, weighs Lappland.

The video uses audio from a movie called "遥远的天熊山." I have never heard of this movie and this is the first time I've seen a scene from it. Because of the thick accent of the man's voice I had to search up the original scene for the subtitles, and it actually made me more confused.

This video is referenced from another video which features Genshin characters, which you can find here: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dw411N7ic

Note that in all the references and adaptations of this scene, they all modified the text somewhat to better suit the plot of the video. Because in this video no such change is present, I am translating the scene as is, based on the original audio. Because the accent is so horrid I had to modify some parts to make it make more sense in English.

By the way, the unit of measurement being used here is the Chinese catty, or "jin." The weight of this unit actually differs across region but it is generally accepted to be 500 grams. I translated it as "lbs" for the sake of simplicity but 1 jin is actually equal to 1.1lbs, not 1lbs. The KG conversions are the accurate weights.

The reason why Lappland is holding a carton of coconut milk in the thumbnail is because it is a reference to a series of commercials by a Chinese coconut milk company that featured rather scandalous ads with scantily clad women. No further questions.



CREDITS:

Original Video Title: 【明日方舟。。你这(奈子)怕不是有20斤?

Original Video Uploader (reuploaded with permission): 一只小朝阳啦 https://space.bilibili.com/402483852

Original Video Link: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qC4y1g7qv
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